Does It Ever End?!!!
Here is another spam letter I got. Gah!
I am Mr Jones Gideon, an attorney at law. A deceased client of
mine, by name Mr. Andrew Parker,who hereinafter shall be
referred to as my client, died as the result of a
heart-related condition in November 2002. I have contacted you
to assist in repatriating the money left behind by my client
before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank
where this deposit valued at 45million dollars is lodged.
This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin,
or the account will be confiscated because there is a
government gazzette/mandate/authorising all banks to freeze or
consificate any account that has not been servicable in a long
period of time,this is geared towards capital flight for the
economy.
My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you
as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my named client, so that
the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.
Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon
percentage. All legal documents to back up your claim as my
client's next-of-kin will be provided.
All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this
transaction through. This will be executed under a legitimate
arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
If this business proposition offends your moral values,do
accept my apology but if not, then contact me at once to
indicate your interest,By giving me your telephone number, fax
number and your address so that I too can contact you.
kindly send your response tojones.solicitor@virgin.net
Best regards,
Barrister Jones Gideon.
I am Mr Jones Gideon, an attorney at law. A deceased client of
mine, by name Mr. Andrew Parker,who hereinafter shall be
referred to as my client, died as the result of a
heart-related condition in November 2002. I have contacted you
to assist in repatriating the money left behind by my client
before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank
where this deposit valued at 45million dollars is lodged.
This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin,
or the account will be confiscated because there is a
government gazzette/mandate/authorising all banks to freeze or
consificate any account that has not been servicable in a long
period of time,this is geared towards capital flight for the
economy.
My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you
as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my named client, so that
the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.
Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon
percentage. All legal documents to back up your claim as my
client's next-of-kin will be provided.
All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this
transaction through. This will be executed under a legitimate
arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
If this business proposition offends your moral values,do
accept my apology but if not, then contact me at once to
indicate your interest,By giving me your telephone number, fax
number and your address so that I too can contact you.
kindly send your response tojones.solicitor@virgin.net
Best regards,
Barrister Jones Gideon.
1 Comments:
At 12:53 PM,
Anonymous said…
Crazy letters! ;o)
Scotty I forgot to tell you about Jeff's wedding. It was very nice. The colors were lav and white, and there were lots of old friends there. We saw Jenny Boren, Kenna, Robin, Snuggs, Matt Estell, and a few others. After the cerimony and the reception they hoped in a limo and left. It was great. =o) Okay I think that's it for now. See ya!!
Melissa G
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